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Bigfoot Sighting Last Night, Getting His Faced Punched In By Cain Velasquez

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Last nights fights were pretty decent the main fights were both really enjoyable check out some highlights below.

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Gray Maynard gettin’ stanky legged.

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Dos Santos clobbering Hunt, Dana White just green lit Dos Santos vs Valasquez 3… ZZZzzz… Roy Nelson overlooked… Again. Mark Hunt took a beating.

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Cain Velasquez labeling Bigfoot

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Here’s a bonus of Bob Sapp getting merked this weekend, He’s easily one of the most physically scary dudes on the planet, yet he’s lost 12 of his last 13 fights, and ten of those loses were in a row… Hang up the gloves buddy.

The Crypt Picks: UFC 160 Valasquez vs Silva II

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UFC is back tonight and here’s my picks!

Fight My Pick My Wager
– VS – Cain Velasquez [none]
Cain Velasquez Antonio “Bigfoot” Silva
[Underdog]
– VS – Mark Hunt [none]
Mark Hunt
[Underdog]
Junior Dos Santos
– VS – KJ Noons [none]
KJ Noons
[Underdog]
Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone
– VS – Gray Maynard [none]
TJ Grant Gray Maynard
– VS – Abel Trujillo [none]
Abel “Killa” Trujillo
[Underdog]
Khabib Nurmagomedov
– VS – Jeremy Stephens [none]
Jeremy Stephens Estevan “El Terrible” Payan
[Underdog]
– VS – Robert Whitaker [none]
Robert Whitaker Colton Smith
– VS – Glover Texeira [none]
James Te Huna
[Underdog]
Glover Texeira
– VS – Brian Bowles [none]
Brian Bowles George Roop
[Underdog]
– VS – Max Holloway [none]
Dennis “The Menace” Bermudez Max Holloway
– VS – Nah-Shon Burrell [none]
Nah-Shon “The Rock-N-Rolla” Burrell Stephen “Wonderboy” Thompson
HOT

– VS –

BOUT

Rick Story [none]
Mike “Quicksand” Pyle Rick Story

UFC on FX 8 TheCrypt’s Picks

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I’m rooting for Belfort but if I were you I’d put money on Rockhold, he’s a beast. Souza will destroy the hot stepper. Here’s my picks and here’s Vitor gettin’ gassed at the weigh-ins.

Fight My Pick My Wager
– VS – Vitor Belfort

Fight ends in round 1

KO / TKO

[none]
Vitor “The Phenom” Belfort Luke Rockhold
– VS – Ronaldo Souza [none]
Ronaldo “Jacare” Souza Chris Camozzi
[Underdog]
HOT

– VS –

BOUT

Evan Dunham [none]
Evan Dunham Rafael Dos Anjos
– VS – Azamat Gashimov [none]
John Lineker Azamat Gashimov
– VS – Mike Rio [none]
Francisco Trinaldo Mike “The Wolverine” Rio
– VS – Roger Hollett [none]
Roger “The Hulk” Hollett
[Underdog]
Fabio Maldanado
– VS – Gleison Tibau [none]
Gleison Tibau John Cholish
[Underdog]
– VS – Chris Cariaso [none]
Jussier “Formiga” Da Silva Chris “Kamikaze” Cariaso
– VS – Jeremy Larsen [none]
Jeremy Larsen
[Underdog]
Lucas “Mineiro” Martins
– VS – Nik Lentz [none]
Nik “The Carnie” Lentz Hacran “Barnabe” Dias
– VS – Yuri Alcantra [none]
Iliarde Santos
[Underdog]
Yuri “Marajo” Alcantra
– VS – Paulo Thiago [none]
Paulo Thiago Michel-Richard “Trator” Dos-Prazeres
– VS – Rafael Natal [none]
Rafael “Sapo” Natal Joao “The Brazilian Samurai” Zeferino
[Underdog]

The Highlights of UFC 159

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UFC was interesting to say the least, every fight had an odd turn of events… Joe Rogan during the prelims said tonight seems “cursed” and after that everything went down hill, Michael Buffer actually fucked up and announced the wrong winner saying Jim Miller won when in reality Pat Healy kicked his ass.

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blood

Ooof have some blood.

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Garcia taking yet another beating in the octagon.

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Choke your face.

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Girls.

eye poke whaaa

St. Preux with an eye poke that had Vagina Villante trying to catch another break.

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Khabilov gets his win from a thumb getting dislocated stopping the fight

Jim Miller zzzz

Putting the sleeper on Jim Miller.

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Phil Davis fisted this dude.

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Bisping with a nice eye rape that stopped the fight.

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Night Night Kongo

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Sonnen Sonned

toe break

Ouch, just ouch…

Toe NO!!

All better…

all better