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Adventure Time with Action Bronson
Action Bronson invades New Zealand to eat gourmet food and bump some cam’ron while boating in the ocean. Part 1 below, Check it out.
Action Bronson Teaches You How To Dab
When you ask someone like Action Bronson to take an assortment of dab hits, what’d you expect he compare it to? Yes, food. Heating his custom Air Max 95 and “Dabaccino” dabbers, see what reminds Bam Bam of Rice Krispies, duck, as well as sweet and sour chicken in a extended look from Action’s segment from episode one of the FRANK Show.
Here Is A .Gif of Action Bronson Tossing A Midget

And that’s that.
Styles P – All I Got Ft Action Bronson
Styles P and Action Bronson put out a joint today called ‘All I Got’. Also, earlier this week, your man Action was also named to be on the next Slaughterhouse album, which they are putting the finishing touches on now, and should be out early 2014
Every Food Reference From Action Bronson’s Blue Chips 2
The website www.bonappetit.com got an early copy of blue chips 2 from their friends at vice and ran a dope article today previewing some of the lyrics on the album. Blue Chips 2 dropping everywhere including thecryptonline.com November 1st so stay tuned.
All the Food References in Action Bronson’s Mixtape, “Blue Chips 2”
Note: There were a few cases (marked by *) where even repeated listens failed to demystify the lyrics. Reader suggestions are welcome in the comments below.
From “Silverado”
I know your hair’s soft / You’re on the menu like the lamb broth
From “Pepe Lopez”
I’m in the Gray 8* / restaurant / I order rabbit like a Playmate
Drinking 40s out in Rockaway
Barbecues with the Mexicans / Get my m—f—ing drink, man
From “The Don’s Cheek”
360 on a Sea-Doo in a tux / call my homie tell him meet me down at Lido Beach for lunch
All the money chronological, it look like callaloo / provide the crew designer suits and exotic food
From “It Concerns Me”
Hall and Oates be at the benefit for ___ ___* / they have the freshwater bass served five styles
Greek men / jump off the back of the boat for dinner / barehanded snatch up an octopus I’m a winner / grill it / hit it with olive oil and lemon / then kiss my fingers / ___ _____* that was delicious
And we’d be remiss in omitting the sample of an Applebee’s commercial that ends the song:
“Look at ‘em bonding over the jazzed-up flavor of those new Bourbon Street entrées…creamy Cajun steak and shrimp and Cajun shrimp pasta.”
From “Practice”
Order the breast of veal at Walt Frazier’s / dog my women come in all flavors
Every meal I eat steak to make a statement / Patrick Bateman
Cheerios shift lip like Rey Mysterio / We laid up with big money be the scenario
Eating chicken Parmesan in a holding cell / my feet up
From “Jackson & Travolta feat. Meyhem Lauren”
Wearin’ all green outfits / The butter look like Sun Chips
Your p— smell like Satan / I’m glad I ate lamb
I caught the alley with the poke out / seven hundred thousand dollars at the smokehouse
From “Through the Eyes of a G feat. Ab-Soul”
I move the mustard from Russia to Haiti . . . F— with my luncheon and the pump leave you under the daisies
Seven different kinds of cheeses / My silhouette resemble Jesus in
Take a ginger shot / doing concentration curls with the cinder blocks
From “Contemporary Man”
Fine dining, drink water out the crystal creek
I’m a wild freak / Here’s shorty with the child’s sleeve / While her mother makes soup with the cow feet
Pay 100 dollars for the joints I roll / oyster bowl / chillin’ in the Cloisters
Crack the bud / guzzle / humidors
Smack the taco out your mouth / green couch
From “Twin Peugots feat. Big Body Bes & Mac Miller”
My dad was right when he said I was a strange, f— / Now every meal is calamari and boudin blanc
Eggs Rothko/ The handmade suit cloth I got the sports coat
Serve me snails to eat / No ham and cheese
The 540i, color salmon / Smoked can, and / push the seat back / roll my weed up
From “Man & The Mirror”
Caddy got the brown on top / Just like the crème brûlée / Crack it
Five in the morning, drinkin coffee smoking Kents
I been there / Pouches of tuna
From “Midget Cough”
Three different types of forks from Morandi lunch / tamarind punch, higher than the javelin jump
Def Leppard / Fresh pepper / Did I mention, steer the whip with one arm like Jim Abbott / chocolate sauce over dead rabbit
The animals we find in the jungle on the table, sculpted and nice / throw the dice
From “It’s Me”
Thin slices of the cheddar, folded up make my life better / We had the lunch at Osteria Morini, I had the calf’s brain / half glass of Cabernet on the PATH train
Won’t even dine / unless the ice sculpture centerpiece is swan
From “Flip Ya (feat. Retchy P)”
Lightly battered yam / a squeeze of lemon over lamb
Sit A.C. Slater style on your girl’s shoulder / Then have a cold soda
English muffin / with butter at the Yiddish luncheon
From “9.24.13 (feat. Big Body Bes)”
How you think I got the art displayed on dinner plates? / First course was from the Finger Lakes / Last course cinnamon ginger cake
Yes, Mr. Baklava
Now they wanna the wipe the crack of my ass after I s— / And I just had corned beef hash
From “Amadu Diablo”
Turkey sandwich in aluminum foil / the game been fixed
You can catch me in the trees like the s— for the pancakes
From “In the City (feat. Jeff Woods)”
Ate dinner while they played the Whispers / I had the fish, it was delicious / Hibiscus syrup / trips to Europe
From “I Adore You”
Make two farm-fresh scrambled eggs with the grits / Glass of club soda, splashed with the twist / lime, placed on wrist / Custom
Flour for the cake gettin’ sifted up / Make it fluffy / poof
Dip to the Red Roof Inn / Have a sandwich
Blue Chips 2 is available as a free download on November 1. You can watch a teaser—featuring Bronson on a cellphone straight out of 1995—here.
Action Bronson – Blue Chips 2 Teaser Video
Action Bronson x Party Supplies. 11-1-13
Blue Chips 2 Teaser from Action Bronson on Vimeo.
Action Bronson – Practice
Last night; Coming off @FunkFlex’s announcement that he would be doing a whole mixtape with Action Bronson, (with production by MikeWillMadeIt & Dj Khalil among others) his stationmate Peter Rosenberg played a new joint off Blue Chips 2 called ‘Practice’. Blue Chips 2 will be out on Friday; stay tuned to thecryptonline.com for all things bronsilini.
Stream/Download the new track ‘Practice’ Below










