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The Crypt Picks: UFC 160 Valasquez vs Silva II

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UFC is back tonight and here’s my picks!

Fight My Pick My Wager
– VS – Cain Velasquez [none]
Cain Velasquez Antonio “Bigfoot” Silva
[Underdog]
– VS – Mark Hunt [none]
Mark Hunt
[Underdog]
Junior Dos Santos
– VS – KJ Noons [none]
KJ Noons
[Underdog]
Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone
– VS – Gray Maynard [none]
TJ Grant Gray Maynard
– VS – Abel Trujillo [none]
Abel “Killa” Trujillo
[Underdog]
Khabib Nurmagomedov
– VS – Jeremy Stephens [none]
Jeremy Stephens Estevan “El Terrible” Payan
[Underdog]
– VS – Robert Whitaker [none]
Robert Whitaker Colton Smith
– VS – Glover Texeira [none]
James Te Huna
[Underdog]
Glover Texeira
– VS – Brian Bowles [none]
Brian Bowles George Roop
[Underdog]
– VS – Max Holloway [none]
Dennis “The Menace” Bermudez Max Holloway
– VS – Nah-Shon Burrell [none]
Nah-Shon “The Rock-N-Rolla” Burrell Stephen “Wonderboy” Thompson
HOT

– VS –

BOUT

Rick Story [none]
Mike “Quicksand” Pyle Rick Story

UFC on FX 8 TheCrypt’s Picks

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I’m rooting for Belfort but if I were you I’d put money on Rockhold, he’s a beast. Souza will destroy the hot stepper. Here’s my picks and here’s Vitor gettin’ gassed at the weigh-ins.

Fight My Pick My Wager
– VS – Vitor Belfort

Fight ends in round 1

KO / TKO

[none]
Vitor “The Phenom” Belfort Luke Rockhold
– VS – Ronaldo Souza [none]
Ronaldo “Jacare” Souza Chris Camozzi
[Underdog]
HOT

– VS –

BOUT

Evan Dunham [none]
Evan Dunham Rafael Dos Anjos
– VS – Azamat Gashimov [none]
John Lineker Azamat Gashimov
– VS – Mike Rio [none]
Francisco Trinaldo Mike “The Wolverine” Rio
– VS – Roger Hollett [none]
Roger “The Hulk” Hollett
[Underdog]
Fabio Maldanado
– VS – Gleison Tibau [none]
Gleison Tibau John Cholish
[Underdog]
– VS – Chris Cariaso [none]
Jussier “Formiga” Da Silva Chris “Kamikaze” Cariaso
– VS – Jeremy Larsen [none]
Jeremy Larsen
[Underdog]
Lucas “Mineiro” Martins
– VS – Nik Lentz [none]
Nik “The Carnie” Lentz Hacran “Barnabe” Dias
– VS – Yuri Alcantra [none]
Iliarde Santos
[Underdog]
Yuri “Marajo” Alcantra
– VS – Paulo Thiago [none]
Paulo Thiago Michel-Richard “Trator” Dos-Prazeres
– VS – Rafael Natal [none]
Rafael “Sapo” Natal Joao “The Brazilian Samurai” Zeferino
[Underdog]

The Highlights of UFC 159

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UFC was interesting to say the least, every fight had an odd turn of events… Joe Rogan during the prelims said tonight seems “cursed” and after that everything went down hill, Michael Buffer actually fucked up and announced the wrong winner saying Jim Miller won when in reality Pat Healy kicked his ass.

yeaa
blood

Ooof have some blood.

beating

Garcia taking yet another beating in the octagon.

choke

Choke your face.

women

Girls.

eye poke whaaa

St. Preux with an eye poke that had Vagina Villante trying to catch another break.

thumb

Khabilov gets his win from a thumb getting dislocated stopping the fight

Jim Miller zzzz

Putting the sleeper on Jim Miller.

fisty phil

Phil Davis fisted this dude.

eyerape

Bisping with a nice eye rape that stopped the fight.

roy nelson ko kongo

Night Night Kongo

sonnen sonning

Sonnen Sonned

toe break

Ouch, just ouch…

Toe NO!!

All better…

all better

UFC 159 Jones vs Sonnen (TheCrypts Picks)

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It’s been many many months since I’ve blessed you with my picks for the fights and tonight here we go again. I think Jones is gonna win but I really want the Sonnen upset because I think it would be incredibly funny.

Fight My Pick My Wager
– VS – Chael Sonnen

Fight ends in round 2

KO / TKO

[none]
Jon “Bones” Jones Chael Sonnen
[Underdog]
– VS – Roy Nelson

Fight ends in round 2

KO / TKO

[none]
Cheick Kongo
[Underdog]
Roy Nelson
– VS – Phil Davis

Fight ends in round 1

KO / TKO

[none]
Phil Davis Vinicius “Pezao” Magalhaes
[Underdog]
– VS – Jim Miller

Fight ends in round 1

KO / TKO

[none]
Pat “Bam Bam” Healy
[Underdog]
Jim Miller
– VS – Michael Bisping

Judge’s decision

Unanimous/majority decision

[none]
Alan “The Talent” Belcher Michael “The Count” Bisping
– VS – Nick Catone [none]
James Head Nick Catone
– VS – Yancy Medeiros [none]
Rustam “Tiger” Khabilov Yancy “Frisson” Medeiros
[Underdog]
– VS – Ovince St. Preux [none]
Ovince St. Preux Gian Villante
[Underdog]
– VS – Sara McMann [none]
Sara McMann Sheila “The German Tank” Gaff
[Underdog]
– VS – Leonard Garcia [none]
Leonard “Bad Boy” Garcia Cody “Big Time” Mckenzie
– VS – Steven Siler [none]
Kurt Holobaugh Steven “Super” Siler
HOT

– VS –

BOUT

Johnny Bedford [none]
Bryan “Kid Lightning” Caraway Johnny “Brutal” Bedford